MonkeyStation by Blonzonics

Welcome to MonkeyStation! Blonzonics crafted it with the highest degree of care. At right, our technician first grounded himself to avoid damage from static discharge, before adjusting the keyboard with a 16 oz mallet.

Our technicians apply extraordinary talents from all walks of life. At left, a former vineyard worker adjusts the lid on a MonkeyStation using his grape stomping expertise.

At right, a Blonzonics lab technician tests direct-to-brain wireless connection. (Not yet included in MonkeyStation.)

Our technical support staff answers all calls arriving after 1 pm and before 1 am (Central Time). At left, our operator demonstrates banana-phone technology (patent pending).