Welcome to MonkeyStation! Blonzonics crafted
it with the highest degree of care. At right, our technician first
grounded himself to avoid damage from static discharge, before adjusting
the keyboard with a 16 oz mallet.
Our technicians apply extraordinary talents from all walks of life. At left, a former vineyard worker adjusts the lid on a MonkeyStation using his grape stomping expertise.
At right, a Blonzonics lab technician tests direct-to-brain wireless connection. (Not yet included in MonkeyStation.)
Our technical support staff answers all calls arriving after 1 pm and before 1 am (Central Time). At left, our operator demonstrates banana-phone technology (patent pending).