ArgT Talks About Domestic Issues.


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was out in a field, nibbling a corncob, when he suffered a fatal gunshot wound. My family was shocked that Farmer Bob had such good gun control at 300 yards.”

On the subject of jobs, Mr. ArgT expressed his sorrow at Steve's passing. When the discussion turned to monetary policy, Mr. ArgT indicated that he would expand the Federal Reserve, so that some squirrels could live “out of the range of farmers.”

Questioners were keen on voting issues. With respect to ACORN, Mr. ArgT said that he has “long experience in cracking tough nuts.” Asked about his stance on voter id and claims of fraud, Mr. ArgT held firm in his view that “Free association is a right. Any voter who has an id, ego, and superego can choose any psychoanalytic technique.”